A little while ago, in a galaxy far
far away....

EPSOD V

ZE EMPUR STRIK BAK

dawth veydor is a sith lorde of soluna. his jeb is te mäk darkness n memes, te mäk dork side stronk agen, n te smash rebul skum wif his big red lite saber !

wez r her to unite al ze dork side än suport eech othr thru everytink. veydor iz bak n stronk in 2025—he gotz a new derp star n evryfing !

$veydor is coomunity taekover, no jeedi alowd! so buy $veydor quick quick, blast off te da moon, n mei d fors bee wid u forevr !

rebulz r cryin cuz veydor iz da boss now . join us or get zapped by trooperz n tie fitez—pew pew pew !

DORK SIDE SOCIALZ

FORS BUY

get redy fer dork side!

grab fantom wallett

get dat phantom wallett ting—app or computr. mak it fast, hide yer secretz, n no jeedi allowed!

snag sulano (SOL)

steal sum solana from coinbase or binanz. zap it te yer wallett—copy-paste, pew pew, done !

hit dat jupiter!

use yer wallett n smash dat button up top. swap solana fer $VEYDOR dork side iz waitin !

u r veydor trooper

yay u did it! empire iz big now. rebulz cryin, saber go brrrr welcome te da fam !

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bounty huntar sayz: “gimme dat $VEY contract or i blast u te da moon—PEW PEW!”

VEYDOR SPACE SMASH!

redy yer lite saberz! veydor iz buildin a game te pew pew jeedi skum—launchin soon, trooperz!

Dawth Veydor Tie Smashin Soon

sithy stepz

"Brothers and sisters of the Rebellion, heed this encrypted missive. Our time to strike at the heart of the Empire is nigh. Our plan is simple yet devastating in its execution: infiltrate their ranks with a Jeedi developer. This agent of discord shall forge false hope in the form of a memecoin called $VEYDOR. But within its code lies our true weapon: the developer rug pull. As the Empire's morale crumbles under the weight of our deception, we shall seize the opportunity to dismantle their tyranny from within. Stay vigilant, stay resolute, for victory is within our grasp."

sith develuper find dis msg n sayz OOPSIE!
1. initiation
VEYDOR lieks te burn stuffz! so wez burn 30% of dem tokenz—POOF!—n coomunity sayz yay mor fire!

burn
mäk ze fors super dorky agen—put meme hatz on trooperz n dance wif veydor!
tip
dev pulld a sneaky rug—WHOOSH!—n our coinz go bye-bye, hehe!
2. rug pull
buy $veydor n mäk zillions—bigger dan a derp star full of goldz!
tip
we mäk $veydor da big empur money—pay trooperz n buy cookie wif it!
3. ascendancy
mäk mor memes n fors stuffz—stick veydor face on evryfing, pew pew!
tip
we mäk dawth veydor so proud he cryz red tearz n hugz us all!
4. mäk dawth veydor proud
we mäk jeedi cry n run te mommy—BOO HOO, no fors for u!
5. fight jeedi
mäk bakup of ur sekrit keyz offlin—hide em in a droid, not on compy!
tip
we land on derpstar n yell ITZ MIN!—veydor rulz forevr, hehe!
6. eternal reign
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